Tek him bak

(Phone Conversation)
Tanya:  Hello, Natalie? This is Tanya.
Natalie: Tanya who? You mean Tanya who tek meh man and gwaan like she waan broke fight pon mi pon top ah it?!
Tanya: But Natalie datta when me was young and foolish…..
Natalie: Foolish?! That was last year!
Tanya: But people change…
Natalie: No change! No, I don’t waan hear

me friend dem used to move ex cut and go tru das how deh
crew used to flex any man we see and we waan we jus tek
gyal talk too hard get ah kick inna she neck well couple
of times you used to call me pon de phone cuss me how fi
left your husband alone ah jus now me ah fully understand
why me really need fi leave your man cuz him refuse
to look wuk so his pockets stay bruck cant mash ah ants but
him want to chuck you say you really love me nah fight dat
wifey please come tek him

And
you can find im clothes dem pon de lawn if when you come
you nuh see me me gone’ cause me no love how yuh man
ah peform so, tek him back, wifey, tek him back
Look how me used to brag and show off down inna de end you have
de last laugh even if it even means dat mi haffi pop off
you ah go tek him back, wifey, tek him back
you betta tek him ( repeat), you haffi tek him back (repeat), you betta tek

de toppa de top even bottom ah top Ah him friendly wid
every piece ah ice imma rock ah tell me bout him have ah
drop-top and ah yacht meh caan believe ah gyal like me fall
fi dat! if me nevah did so vex me woulda find it funny
when me ready fi spend and find out him nah have no money
Free paper wa me geh him meh have to turn down buddy
me ah givim back to you cuz him ah really your honey
Me look kinda magga widdim , himm look kinda cute
but you fi really have im cuz you have him youth
say you realy love him but me nah fight dat
wifey, please, come tek him

rule ah shopping let de buyer beware be careful how
yuh tek a gyal man go dere yuh might grab someting when she
jus about fi dash cuz one gyal treasure is anudda gyal
trash me notice certain likkle trend datta gwaan man
alwayz look betta inna de nex gyal arms but im neva fail soon as
de nex gyal gone de newness rub off and de man lose de
charm When de clothes dem reach de lawnYou
woulda pray to God him would pack and gwaan have a cute
face but him nah perform so tek him back wifey tek him
back Look how me used to brag and show off down inna
de end you have de last laugh if it even me say me haffi
pop off you haffi tek him back yuh betta tek him
back

These are lyrics from the song Tek Him Bak, by Tanya Stephens. I found them amusing and amazing!

In summary: I took your man and bragged about it. I’m sorry, so please, come take him back. If you say you love him, fight for him; you have to take him back!

Ps.
If you don’t understand the lyrics (the language it’s written in), I can translate it for you; just ask. Otherwise, i’m assuming you all understand Jamaican and patois.